I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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