Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize