Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
His nipple licking is glorious
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