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what?
penguin condom
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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