does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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