Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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