Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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