arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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