Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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