brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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