i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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