How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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