I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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