It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have feelings that need drinking.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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