Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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