U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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