It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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