Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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