yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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