I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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