why didn't you poke me back
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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