Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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