at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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