So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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