i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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