I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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