he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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