you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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