I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't deserve a penis
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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