I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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