About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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