I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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