Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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