its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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