Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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