Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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