His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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