I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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