are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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