is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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