MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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