I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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