I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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