I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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