I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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