How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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