It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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