people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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