Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
its not stalking. its research.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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