love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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