Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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