hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Actions speak louder than pants.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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